Last ActiveDec 14, 2019
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (57 days)
Combat
Kills4
Losses13
Efficiency24%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed1.20b
Lost1.61b
ISK Efficiency43%
Balance-408308155
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Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points4
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NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
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Bio
Sometimes i'm lost and I don't even know it
Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Cheers
Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Cheers
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