Solitary Ascent

PFffffffft! "OH no where';s the wipes..... What's that? oh damn! i had another kid...... I'm not giving him a name .... His father can give him a name .... .If i can figure who that was ..... give him a bottle with quinine in it that'll shut him up .... Hey you! Give me some cabbage leaves these things are getting sore already! Oh ok the quinine didnt work .... ok give him a bottle of Nyquill ... that'll help me get my z's."
Ok so my mom wasn't very nice but hey here I am... And I'm OK with that ... now lemme see not much else to talk about...