Ghost 2012

I bought my first combat simulator at 12. I received my small fleet officer certification at 17, two years before the rest of my class. On top of that, I received the High Admiral’s support for a long and prosperous career. All of these achievements are proof of my natural superiority. Without a doubt I was destined to be the next Alexei Stukov. I WAS DESTINED TO CRUSH ALL WHO OPPOSED ME! But no! I just had to seduce and impregnate the Pope's wife on graduation night. All my greatness, wasted on a very subpar screw. All my glorious talents wasted on this ship and this profession.

Hell, if you had my life, you’d look unhappy about being a miner too.


()_() Phear the war Bunny!
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