Vigo Spaceman

Vigo Spaceman began his meager existence the same way everyone else did. In a box of spare parts. He was assembled by a drunken engineer who was actually trying to build a vaccum cleaner to pick up the cheetos he spilled on the floor, but by some accident he managed to assemble a fully functional human man. To this day the engineer doesn't ever remember building a man, but he does remember that he still needs to build that vaccum cleaner.

Actual quote from Vigo Spaceman, "I'm just a man..., just a man." As he stared longingly at a vaccum cleaner across the room.