Aezjeck Revon

The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for Peace.
The Minimatar pray that their ships hold together.
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"The Caldari Prayer"

Our missles, who are in launchers
Hallowed be thy payload
Thy warhead come
Our enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this gank
Our daily gank
And forgive us our WCS's
But we won't forgive them that use them
against us
And lead us not into bubbles,
But deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal,
The explosive,
The kinetic
And the EM

Amen

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