dracozna

Men of few words require few laws.

He who knows how to speak, knows also when

Our lager, Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,

Barmen

when al else fails, get a bigger hammer

I'm not advocating violence
I'm just saying: "it works and I highly suggest using it"

...in the event of an emergency landing, the captain is the last person to exit the plane. I am the captain. If I pass you on the way out of the plane, you are to assume the rank of captain...