Knoosemuckles

I'm flying around in my cloaked ship. snooping... I'm currently looking at Uranus.

A woman's (desire to see her man) work is never done.

This Tristan can tank 1500 DPS. For one second.

"He was the kind of kid that would steal your lunch money, buy candy with it and force you to watch him eat it... All of which while punching you in the head."

Я не говорю, что это иностранцы
Но это иностранцы ...

My brother took being sent to jail very badly. He refused food and drink, cursed, spat and smeared his feces on the walls.

We never played Monopoly again.

Useful Phrases in Russian:

Нет, извините, но я не доверяю русских.
Расскажи мне еще раз о том, как вы использовали, чтобы быть сверхдержавой.

Полезные фразы на английском языке:

Fuck you, you arrogant asshole.
You didn't win the Second World War, We did.

Oh, and http://titsthatjiggleabit.com/