Boomskees

This is a story all about how, my ship got destroyed by some clown
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became floating scraps in Frulegur
A fresh Caldari scrub, born and raised,
in hi-sec is where I spent most of my days.
Data sites, relic sites, thinking everything was cool,
staying away from PvP cuz' I'm no fool.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
started blowing up people just to see if they could.
I poked my head inside to see what was there,
Reddit said, you should have prepared yourself, smartbombs aren't rare.
As soon as I entered, all I could hear,
was the sound of my death and boy did it scare.
If anything I can say that shit was fair,
despite it sucking for me, that's just Eve yeah.
Now. I. Know what do when I come up to a gate,
check out the kills and deaths on the map in the area.
I look at my pod it was completely bare,
time to start the hours again sitting in this chair.


Kill: Elise Randolph (Dramiel)