Lactose Intollerant

Forced to eat and drink dairy products while performing silly and often disturbingly erotic, overly choreographed, interpretive dance routines for their dairy loving masters. Lactose Intollerant's family rebelled against their wicked overlord masters and their love for grilled cheese sandwiches with tator tots... well all dairy for that matter but not really tator tots. They're still yummy. But mostly, the grilled cheese sandwiches. Anyhow, they began their crusade against flatulance, uncomfortable stomach bloating, and diarhea. One by one they fell, Strong Tillamook, the twins Ben & Jerry, even Two Percent. Till only one was left. Lactose. Lactose Intollerant. And woe unto you I say! Woe unto YOU who wave the cheese stick or dip the fondu! Drink your glass of milk! Drink it and know, IT WILL BE YOUR LAST!! P.S. Cows suck.