Thetys

Everyone in EvE is out to get you and I do mean *everyone*.
That trusted corpmate you've known for years? He's out to get you.
That lost little new guy in his rookie ship? He's out to get you.
The trader you're about to make a tidy profit from? He's out to get you.
That GM you petitioned about losing your ship to a scammer? He will listen patiently to you, ignore your request, log on to his other account and get you.
If you believe there is noone out to get you - be asured, there is!
As for me? I don't know you well enough yet but give me sufficient time and I'll be out to get you as well.

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Everyone must be tempted, at times, to spit on their hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats shouting: "shiver me timbers!..."