Sholo Unwerth

Sholo Unwerth was born on some backwater world celebrated for its pie crafting. At the age of 7 he joined the National Intstitute of Pie-ery, and quickly climbed the ranks to master pie taster. There was no pie he couldn't eat, and no woman he couldn't bed; women on this particular pie oriented world found rotund men quite sexy, and they dont come much rounder than a young Sholo Unwerth.

All was fine and dandy until one day several people were killed in a freak pie eating accident. The causes were never completely uncovered, but Sholo held himself personally responsible. Among the massacred remains lay 3 of Sholo's 9 supermodel wives. From that day forward Sholo left the prestigious world of pie eating behind and swore to find salvation amongst the stars.