The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for Peace.
The Minimatar pray their ships hold together.

Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait 'til i get in range...
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it.

We're all mad here
-Chester Cat

I'm a man in search of a pudding the likes of which he has never known.
-Zaness

Behold the glory of the Apple Crisp, the second serving is upon us!