I don't know why I just bought some new coconut shampoo

I haven't even got any coconuts.

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What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle?

Wipe it off and apologise.

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Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.



"his name was Ecowarrior the third first of his name. Any dumb pubbie with half a brain should know that :) lol signing posts