Shrike88

A caldari guy, a gallente guy, and an ammarrian girl are on a planetary shuttle when the pilot announces that they're about to go through some electrical storms. The lights go out suddenly, and then flicker back on it. A minute later, it happens again. There's a loud kissing noise, a smack, and the when the lights come back on the caldari is rubbing his cheek while the gallente fella and the ammarian lady are sat there as if nothing happened.

The caldari thinks "That gallente fella must have gone and kissed the ammarrian girl in the dark, and she's hit me instead of him!"

The amarrian thinks "That caldari fella must have tried to kiss me, kissed the gallente guy instead, and he's whacked him for it!"

The gallente is thinking "This is brilliant! The next time the lights go out I'll make another loud kissing noise and smack that Caldari son of a ***** again!"