Wandering Muskrat

"and the people shall waltz upon a book, and the book shall be called 'the pocket organon' and they shall read it and delight in nonsense and absurdity. For Eris Discordia has ruled long and her domain has grown slovenly. She is cast out and Gregory the Great is enthroned. Baffling Fool and child god of Cupolas, we worship thee. Make our throws accurate, and our passes of good measure. We are your minions and we shall build your kingdom here on earth. By the work of our hands, Cupolas shall spread to all the corners of this sphere. Tangents beware, you will be targeted, and destroyed, for our sneaky assassins answer to but one man, he of tidy blue coduroy. BONZAI!"

-The Practical Absurdist, Ch. 7 'Lawn Gnomes and Natural Disasters'