Admiral MalcolmReynolds

“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.” (Barney Stinson)

If the enemy is in range, "SO ARE YOU!!!"

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Murphy’s Laws of Combat
Artillery and Bombing

1. Suppressive fire, won't.
2. Final protective fire doesn't.
3. Friendly fire, isn't.
4. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
5. Incoming fire has the right-of-way.
6. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
7. If you are forward of your position, artillery will fall short.
8. All-weather close support doesn't work in bad weather.
9. Precision bombing is normally accurate within plus/minus one mile.
10. Cluster bombing from B-25s and C-130s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit