Jizzerz

As a Star-Lord, Jizzerz wears a suit that grants augmented strength and durability and the ability to travel through space. He uses an "Element Gun", a special meta-pistol capable of projecting one of the four elements (air, earth, fire and water). Jizzerz shares a psychic link with his sentient space vessel, Ship.

Jizzerz is a master strategist and problem solver who is an expert in close-quarter combat, various human and alien firearms, and battle techniques. He has extensive knowledge of various alien customs, societies, and cultures, and considerable knowledge about cosmic abstracts, such as Oblivion.

Jizzerz is basically a space version of avatar air-bender as played by Steven Segall in a 90's movie that runs around with a super soaker that doubles as a flamethrower.