Zari Otoshi

Don't be a douche. No sympathy for douches. ✌


Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: *Knock Knock* "May we come inside and show you our shit"
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Atheism: I can't believe this shit!