26d ago
Jun 19, 2004(22y)
Jun 19, 2027(249d)
Combat
Kills921
Losses97
Efficiency90%
ISK
Destroyed1.92t
Lost16.47b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills4
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows43
Combat Points716
Other
NPC Losses9
NPC Loss Ratio9%
Avg Kills/Day0.11
ActivityMedium
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
The Minmatar Ship Rant (Extended version)

A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.
Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap of garbage. Get it right.



"All I need is some duct-tape and some super-glue.... good as new!"
Dashboard
Stats
Kills32
Losses0
Efficiency100%
ISK Destroyed4.96b
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor57.91
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows0
Points1
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleBlob (32 kills)
Fleet 41% Blob 59%
Avg Fleet: 57.9 FC: Low
Typically Flies
Top Fleet Partners
Blurkus TwoInchGeoCorp. [The Initiative.]14
Krutktar4S Corporation [The Initiative.]13
Xawery4S Corporation [The Initiative.]12
Larraht DrayenA Blessed Bean [The Initiative.]11
ValfirBaba Yagas [The Initiative.]8
AK-74MLeague of Gentlemen [The Initiative.]7
Onoras TawateThe Graduates [The Initiative.]5
Kiyoko WakamiTEMPLAR. [The Initiative.]5
Abrum KreoneGoat to Go [The Initiative.]4
lulocop HMHelgast Militarum [The Initiative.]4