15d ago
Jun 19, 2004(21y)
Jun 19, 2026(20d)
Combat
Kills1,231
Losses116
Efficiency91%
ISK
Destroyed2.26t
Lost19.16b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills4
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows48
Points1,231
Other
NPC Losses9
NPC Loss Ratio8%
Avg Kills/Day0.15
ActivityLow
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Bio
The Minmatar Ship Rant (Extended version)

A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.
Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap of garbage. Get it right.



"All I need is some duct-tape and some super-glue.... good as new!"
Dashboard
Stats
Kills3
Losses0
Efficiency100%
ISK Destroyed213.03m
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor33.67
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows0
Points3
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleFleet (3 kills)
Fleet 100%
Avg Fleet: 33.7 FC: Medium
Typically Flies
Top Fleet Partners
General Nedd LuddTEMPLAR. [The Initiative.]37
Hamfish ShadesTactically Challenged [The Initiative.]35
True KilljoyBaba Yagas [The Initiative.]31
burea KugisaThe Northerners [Fraternity.]30
Salmandi DeritroVanishing Point. [The Initiative.]28
dragon dragonman4S Corporation [The Initiative.]28
ANAL ITCH4S Corporation [The Initiative.]28
Condor AmarrVanishing Point. [The Initiative.]27
Moonlight GodTactically Challenged [The Initiative.]27
DushmanSiromanci [The Initiative.]27