i heard he paddled his douche canoe down shitstick river.

Shields are like clothes: the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina: once you're in it, you're fucked.

[16:53:30] jasmine1 > well i had the snip done today and you know what it feels like ive been kicked in the balls over and over again

[20:17:39] Spectre80 > words cant describe what horrors i would perform to that guy if he would walk to me in dark alley :P

[20:55:05] Koomji > we are blessed, as his children of pew, to spread der morder's great words across all of new eden, so that some day all of the empires will unite under the banner of the armor-tanked vagabond and the cap-unstable broadsword

[20:33:47] Deathsause > puckered up a bit but i spammed that leeroy button