Weltact

This is my petition button! There are many like it, but this one is mine! My petition button is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my skills. Without me, my petition button is useless. Without my petition button I am useless. I must press my petition button true. I must whine louder than my enemy, who is trying to grief me. I must petition him before he petitions me. I will. Before CCP I swear this creed: my petition button and myself are defenders of my account, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my ships. So be it, until there are no griefers, but peace. Amen.