Theodore Kaczynski

26. And God said, Let us make the Rifter in our image, after our likeness: and let it have dominion over the carebears of highsec, and over the pirates of lowsec, and over the jetcans, and over all new eden, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the skies.

27. So God created the Rifter in his own image, in the image of God created it; Rifter, Jaguar, and Wolf created he them.

28. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and rape the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the carebears of highsec, and over the pirates of lowsec, and over every ship that moveth upon the skies.

29. And God said, Behold, I have given you every damage type, which is upon the face of all new eden, and four highslots, in the which is the fruit of autocannons; to you it shall be for killing.

30. And to every carebear of highsec, and to every pirate of lowsec, and to every thing that creepeth upon new eden, wherein there are pods,