Zyzaxis

Hello Test, I will be here for a while, However there are ways to get me out of your system/ area. Bounty must be placed on player or corp.
1. 50,000,000 bounty i will switch systems
2. 250,000,000 i will move constellations
3. every 1,000,000,000 i will go home for a week

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