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Faction Statements

The Amarr pray for god.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for peace.
The Minimatar pray for their ships to hold together.

Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, Ican hit you fomr here.
Gallente: Just wait "til get in range
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as Ifind somethiung heavy, I'll kill you with it

Attempting to give a shit
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"Captain, We're completley surrounded!"
"Excellent, We can fire in any direction."
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- empty your magazine.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Never share a cockpit with somebody braver than you are.
6. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.