Keekoo Faran

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a town mascot. This will cause the world to choke on their food, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your credit rating will be restored