“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”

― James D. Nicoll

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"CONCORD is the Casey Anthony of babysitters." ~ Mister Monopoly

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Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....

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Q. Whats the difference between EVE and South Baghdad?
A. Not everyone in South Baghdad wants to kill me and steal my stuff.

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