Catalyst Rayne

"I'm a gal like any other gal. I want a home, a family and the occasional spanking."


"If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if I think your bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you...I hope you understand everything I have said. Because if you don't, I'll kill you."


Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!"
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