Vandalla Harts

"Vandalla Harts is undrafted out of a series of tubes as a backup left tackle for whichever franchise that traded down their draft board. Sometimes, she randomly shoots fleetmates because she forgets she's not flying a Guardian that day and probably shouldn't lock them in the first place. She is probably more productive being afk in an industrial giving bonuses to the alliance's carebears while watching movies on someone else's D+ account. In the offseason, she explores everywhere she goes because she's always looking for loose change, and she is known to huff gas to deal with her crippling pain in her wallet. She is aspiring to, and not too far from, sitting in a Thanatos and Rorqual, but it won't happen because she's a cheapskate, and her corpmates dread the prospect of being locked on by her in a carrier; and, if she is in a Rorqual, she is considered most likely to simultaneously tractor beam mining cans while sending her combat drones on it. Her drones are also really mean and hate strangers, but cute tho."
-Corpmate's description of me, colorized



Some common information for everyone:
Railguns go "pwsh"
Lasers go "nrgnrgnrgnrg"
Autocannons go "tatata"
Rockets go "brraarwr"
My FC goes "Hey Vand, go over there."
I go "Okies"
My ship goes "Kpaauw"

The End.

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