Lar Mardogan

Lar spent his early years reaching for a single goal. He spent all his time working and studying to move just a bit closer. When at last he reached it, he was crushed to learn that the cake was, in fact, a lie.

Lar was crushed by this realization. He fell into a deep depression, and was only roused by the timely passage of a traveling prophet. Upon hearing the Pastafarian's message, he realized that what he needed was not tasty, moist cake, it was revenge on those who had wronged him. He became a capsule pilot, and devoted his life to revenge, and spreading the word of how his life was touched by the noodly appendage of the Flying Spagetti Monster.





Dec'ing the Uni is like waiving 2lbs of fresh meat over a pen full of Doberman puppies.

They aren't _exactly_ sure what to do, but they are eager as hell, have lots of really sharp little teeth and their big brothers & sisters take it personally i