Triumpf

There was an Caldari pilot, a Gallente pilot and a Damsel sitting together in an InterBus shuttle going through Essence. The shuttle's pilot made an apologetic announcement that the passenger lighting was faulty and may go out for periods of time during their journey. Right on cue, the shuttle lights went out and it was completely dark.
Then there was a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a really loud *SLAP*. When
the lights came back on, the Damsel and the Caldari pilot were sitting as if nothing
had happened, and the Gallente had a nasty red slap mark on his face.
The Gallente guy was thinking: "The Caldari fella must have kissed the Damsel and
she missed him and slapped me instead."
The Damsel was thinking: "The Gallente fella must have tried to kiss me and actually
kissed the Caldari fella and got slapped for it."
The Caldari pilot was thinking: "This is great. The next time the power goes out,
I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Gallente guy again."