Nocturrne Primitive

Christianity:

The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.


The Epicurean paradox:

-Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
-Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
-Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
-Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

It can be dangerous to believe things just because you want them to be true. You can get tricked if you don't question yourself and others, especially people in a position of authority. ...Anything that's truly real can stand up to scrutiny.

-Carl Sagan


Garbage In -- Gospel Out.