Deagon Roshan

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.
Dad at the whore house, mom smokin grass, an I settled down for a nice piece of ass.
Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang up from my piece to see what was the matter.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew rite away the fat F**ker fell.

He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer, an a big rubber dick for my brother the queer!
He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that son of a b*tch blew my chimney apart!
He swore an cursed as he flew out of sight. Piss on you all and have one hell of a night.

Money is short and times are hard, you just got sent you F**King X-Mas card.