Shayle

Thank you for being our target, and please complete the following questionaire
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My name is [Insert Name], and I have been:

[ ] - Ganked
[ ] - Ransomed
[ ] - The victim of surprise buttsex™

by

[ ] - One of you. [insert name]
[ ] - Several of you [Insert people involved here]

and I would like you to

[ ] - Go fuck yourselves
[ ] - Jump off the nearest bridge/Tall object
[ ] - Get raped by a gang of homosexual bikers
[ ] - Die in a fire, screaming
[ ] - Be banned for life

and furthermore, I will now

[ ] - Emorage quit eve
[ ] - Declare war on your corporation
[ ] - Get my mate who is uber to kill you all
[ ] - Apply to your corp in the hope of becoming uber like you

Thank you for filling out this form, and we hope to be able to provide our services again.

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