Leathal Weapon

"Flying a Minmatar ship is like riding a wheelchair down a flight of stairs while firing an uzi."

Hazardous Materials Data Sheet

*Element: Woman

*Symbol: ♀

*Discoverer: Adam

*Atomic Mass: Accepted as 59kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

Physical Properties
1. Body surface normaly covered with film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

Chemical Properties
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum, and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerfull money reducing agent known to man

Common use
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent

Hazards
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior