Mallapitt

Mission greifers are just vultures picking at my carcasses and are only fit to eat the peanuts out of my sheeee-it. Get a job man!

Just remember, half the people you know are below average. And the 20 or so percent above that aren’t too spectacular either.

The Senility Prayer
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway.
The good fortune to run into the ones I do. And the eyesight to tell the difference.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause…….kids.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.