Ray Leonard

Mr. T was supposed to be the original black power ranger but he refused to degrade himself by wearing tights.

Why are there only four horsemen of the apocalypse? Because Mr. T is going to walk.

Mr. T once pitied a third of Europe. This event is now knowen as The Black Death.

Mr. T does not buy gold it grows from his neck.

In the beggining, Mr. T created the Heavens and the Earth. And Mr. T said, "Let there be fools"; and there where fools. And Mr. T saw that the fools where bad; and pitied them.

Every night Mr. T prays: "god Grant me the serenity to accept the fools I cannot pity, the courage to pity the fools I can, and some crazy chrome spinners."