Benchwarrant

(Music starts off as Danny Boy:)
Oh Danny Boy, The Pints... The pints are calling. From inn to inn, And down the mountainside

The whiskey's gone... The candlelight is dying. I'm not pissed enough, But blesssed Mary knows I tried.

But call me back when gin is in the flagon, and when the tavern floor is drenched with blood
'cause I'll be here and I'll be off the wagon. Oh Danny Boy, whooah Danny-boy, Hey, you're such a bud.

(music fast-shifts to Irish Lullaby:)
O'Leary was a bastard, I gave his head a crack. I drank a pint of Guinness and pissed on a fucking neck! Old John I say was singing with Paddy in the back, When Irish shy's are smiling you punch 'em 'till they're black!

We're gonna drink and fight and drink and fight and drink and fight some more! When the drinking's done grab anyone and go and fight some! So grab your friends and neighbours, and punch them in the eye! And raise another glass and sing the dublin lullaby! HEY!