Phalanx MkII

I HAVE A VERY GOOD TOASTER OVEN, SOME WOULD EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY IT COULD POSSIBLY VERY LIKELY BE ONE OF THE BEST THAT MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST CURRENTLY, BUT ALSO COUD HAVE AS MUCH AS HAVE BEEN TWICE LAST YEAR. FURTHERMORE, THERE EXISTS SEVERAL POCKETS OF REALITY IN WHICH STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM HAS NO BONES TO SPEAK OF (A TRAVESTY). I ASSURE YOU, HOWEVER, THAT SAID ICE CREAM AT LEAST HAS THE DECENCY TO NOT BRAG ABOUT IT. I WOULD ALSO ADVISE YOU NOT TO ANGER ME, AS MY BANTAM WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.