BratPack
Deep Core Mining Inc. [DCMI] Last ActiveJul 11, 2013
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (77 days)
Combat
Kills20
Losses16
Efficiency56%
Danger Ratio94%
ISK
Destroyed1.69b
Lost263.56m
ISK Efficiency87%
Balance+1.43b
Solo
Solo Kills4
Solo Ratio20%
Final Blows5
Combat Points20
Other
NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio6%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
A Caldari man, a Gallente man and an Amarr woman are all on an Interbus shuttle. The pilot gets on the speaker and tells them "hi folks, just so you're aware, we're experiencing intermittent capacitor problems. The lights in the passenger compartment might fail briefly. Please don't be alarmed when it happens."
Sure enough a few minutes later, the lights go out. In the brief darkness, there's a smooching sound and a slap, and when the lights come back up the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw.
The Amarrian is thinking: "That Gallente creep must have tried to steal a kiss from me in the dark and kissed the Caldari accidentally. Serve him right!"
The Gallentean is thinking: "What the hell? I guess that Caldari must have kissed the Amarrian and she slapped me in the dark by mistake. Bastard!"
The Caldari is thinking: "This is great! I hope the lights go again so I can make that smooching sound and smack the Gallente again!"
--A Funny Man
Sure enough a few minutes later, the lights go out. In the brief darkness, there's a smooching sound and a slap, and when the lights come back up the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw.
The Amarrian is thinking: "That Gallente creep must have tried to steal a kiss from me in the dark and kissed the Caldari accidentally. Serve him right!"
The Gallentean is thinking: "What the hell? I guess that Caldari must have kissed the Amarrian and she slapped me in the dark by mistake. Bastard!"
The Caldari is thinking: "This is great! I hope the lights go again so I can make that smooching sound and smack the Gallente again!"
--A Funny Man
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