Chemukh

Capsule Pilot Survives Reanimation in Female Clone
Matar (AP) In what has been described as a both a tragedy and a miracle of modern science, a male capsule pilot has survived reanimation in a female clone. Kamots, a humble miner, died Thursday in a sudden and vicious suidcide attack. "I recall the intense pain of the vacuum as my capsule ruptured," relates the pilot now known as Chemukh. When he awoke, he found that a terrible mishap had occured. "I didn't actually notice until I went to take a piss and I was like 'Dude, where's my c@*&!!," recalls the pilot. The original owner of the clone contract died when her planetary vehicle spun out of control the year prior. The pilot claims that her adjustment has been easier than expected. "I always wanted a nice pair of tits close at hand." Officials at Poteque Pharmecuticals declined to comment publicly, however one official noted privately, "AYYAH! AYYAH! Dude looks like a lady!"