Arion Iscallion

To: All Corporation Members
From: Corporation CEO
Re: Special High Intensity Training

In Order to insure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from our members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give members more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your Director. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our Directors are especially skilled at seeing that you can get all the S.H.I.T. that you can handle.

Members who don't take thier S.H.I.T. will be placed in DIRECTOR EXTRA EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our Directors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are a