libel brian > twinkies are not meat

Hal Francis > for instance, you are worthless
Hal Francis > cue "omg i have a family"

Anthus Thead > Fenghuang Burn your name sounds like an STD

Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.
The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
The third woman says "my husband works for ccp , he just sits on the edge of the bed telling me how good its going to be."

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.