Have you been affected by an incident in space that wasn’t your fault?

Were you ganked at work?
Did a Fleet Commander make you jump into a gatecamp without conducting the appropriate risk assessment?
Have you suffered emotional distress after being told “it’s clear” immediately before losing your ship?
Were you exposed to unsafe levels of TiDi, local chat, mining, or ganking?

You may be entitled to absolutely fuck all.

At Pilot Complaints Department, our highly unqualified team of claims specialists are standing by to aggressively misunderstand your problem, blame someone else, and open a support ticket that will never be resolved.

We specialise in:
Wrongful Podding • Gatecamp-Related Trauma • FC Negligence • Unexpected Cynos • Industrial Accidents • Loss of Dignity • Emotional Damage Caused by Killmail Publication • Repeated Exposure to Caldari Space • Being Told “Just One More Jump”

Our experienced legal department has successfully recovered 0 ISK for pilots across New Eden, maintaining an industry-leading 100% dissatisfaction rate.

NO WIN, NO FEE.
NO WIN EITHER.

Simply contact [CALL!] today and one of our representatives will be with you shortly.

Average response time: 6–8 business months. Claims may be rejected without explanation. Pilot Complaints Department accepts no responsibility for ship loss, clone loss, asset safety fees, war declarations, awoxing, scams, theft, betrayal, market manipulation, emotional distress, physical distress, financial distress, or any other consequence of interacting with Pilot Complaints Department.