Ask Yourself These Questions:
Lost a billion ISK while using a 10-mil haron meta fit?
Suffer from compulsive node clicking?
Diagnosed with "Just One More System" addiction?
Constantly looking for where you parked your Ghostsight site?
Blew up your Astero because you forgot to d-scan?

If you answered YES to any of these, do not seek medical help. Reach out to us instead so we can maximize your addiction!

But wait... THERE IS MORE!

Join HAHAX today and receive absolutely nothing!
Well, except for the pure joy of knowing you are part of a community of degenerate hackers just like yourself.

What We Offer:

Zero Tax: Because we don't know how to manage a budget anyway.

Shared Bookmark Folders: Full of expired wormholes and sites someone else already cleared.

the ability to cry in corp chat when a Cloaky Loki smashess your loot pinyada like Baberuth in his prime.

Ship Replacement Program:

Absolutely not. Buy another Heron.

Requirements:

Must own a hacking module.

Must enjoy explosions (mostly your own).

Severe lack of risk awareness.

APPLY TO HAHAX TODAY! Because losing ships is more fun when you have an audience