Can I Have My Loot Back?

Welcome to the totally legitimate, highly reputable, definitely-not-suspicious holding corporation for one very dirty YouTuber.

We hold assets. We hold grudges. We hold the bag.

Officially, we're a respectable corporate entity specializing in strategic asset management, questionable investments, and moving things around so nobody asks too many questions. Unofficially, we're the place where the YouTuber's ISK, ships, loot, and other totally unrelated assets come to hide.

Our mission is simple:

Hold the stuff.
Make questionable financial decisions.
Look innocent when CONCORD comes knocking.
Provide plausible deniability for our glorious overlord.
Occasionally blow up spectacularly for the content.

Membership comes with absolutely no guarantees, questionable benefits, and a 100% chance that something you own will eventually become part of a YouTube video.

We don't commit crimes. We merely hold the assets of people who allegedly do.

Disclaimer: This corporation has never heard of that YouTuber, has never met that YouTuber, and certainly isn't holding anything for them.

EVE is a sandbox. So is our accounting.