New Eden Reaving Democratic Socialists
"We are here to collect your fair share!"
Comrades of New Eden,
The New Eden Reaving Democratic Socialists stands as the vanguard of progressive plunder in this vast capitalist wasteland. Born from the sun-drenched ideals of the Golden State and forged in the fires of nullsec piracy, we believe that wealth hoarded in ESS banks, ratting pockets, and explorer cargoholds rightfully belongs to the people — us.
We specialize in true redistribution operations:

Lightning ESS bank heists
Fair-share taxation of ratters and explorers
MTU "reclamation" and loot liberation
Swift, surgical strikes against imperialist structures and haulers

No more trillion-ISK nullbears hoarding the fruits of the workers' (and rats') labor. No more unchecked exploitation of New Eden's resources. We reave so that all may prosper — starting with our members.
Core Principles:

Solidarity Through Speed — Fast ships, faster escapes. Stabbers and 100MN cruisers for the people's fleet.
California Values in Space — Progressive rhetoric, pirate results. Tax the rich (them), reward the bold (us).
Inclusive Reaving — New and veteran capsuleers welcome. Low taxes, high shares, and plenty of "fair share" loot for all.
Meme Warfare — California politician alts encouraged. Bring the satire, bring the pain.

Join the revolution. Apply today and start collecting what’s rightfully yours.
We are here to collect your fair share!
— The Central Committee of the N.E.R.D.S.