Umbrella Raccoon City
Our T-Virus affects every capsuleer differently.
After injection, subjects may:
spend 14 hours a day running Abyssals;
suddenly declare themselves industrialists;
buy an Orca "for solo gameplay";
join an F1 fleet and forget the Overheat button exists;
switch to a Marauder and die in the very first gate camp;
develop the syndrome known as "just one more anomaly before bed."
Rare specimens mutate into genuine PvP pilots.
A subject is considered fully evolved once they start laughing after losing a Titan.
The research continues.

Umbrella Corporation. Making New Eden Less Human Since YC105.