Jump Clone Body Pillows [SEX4U]
2 members
May 21, 2026(0y)
5% tax
Combat
Kills0
Losses3
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost290.86m
ISK Eff.0%
Balance-290856887
Activity
Solo Kills0
Final Blows0
Points0
Members2
Last 90 Days
Kills0
Losses3
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost290.86m
Jump Clone Body Pillows [SEX4U]
Members
2
Founded
May 21, 2026 (0 years)
Tax Rate
5%
Combat
Kills0
Losses3
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost290.86m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-290856887
Activity
Solo Kills0
Final Blows0
Points0
Members2
Last 90 Days
Kills0
Losses3
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost290.86m
No data available
Bio
Upgrade your station quarters with the Neural-Luxe Somatic Chassis™!
By integrating state-of-the-art biomass density fabric with cutting-edge fluid-transfer technology, we offer premium, organic solutions engineered to handle the heaviest consciousness loads in New Eden.
Premium Somatic Services Include:
-Mid-Session Inhabitation Protocol: Bored during a 40-jump freighter trip or stuck in a tedious mining cycle? Instantly hot-drop your consciousness directly into an active bedding unit already in someone elses loving embrace*!
-Somatic Hive-Mind Clustering: Why sleep alone? Link up to five (5) distinct capsuleer consciousnesses into a single, shared pillow matrix. Perfect for fleet coordination, tactical brainstorming, or collective coping after a brutal ship loss.
-Dynamic Weight Distribution: Automatically recalibrates its mass profile using internal hydro-fluid vectors to perfectly mimic the exact weight and thermal footprint of a real body.
-Emergency Asset De-escalation: Suffered a catastrophic pod-kill in low-sec? Our localized sub-systems intercept your escaping mind-state, redirecting the trauma into a soothing, high-thread-count embrace.
* Available to premium subscribers. Inhabitation only occurs with consenting Neural-Luxe Somatic Chassis™ owners.
Don't face the cold void alone—embrace total comfort!
Official Nexus Network Website Coming Soon! Stay Tuned!
WE ARE NOW RECRUITING!!
“The pyramid is just a shape. Success is a choice. Join us. Please.”
- Fon Z
URGENT CAREER OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY:
Are you tired of flying alone in the cold void? Do you want to be part of a real family? Jump Clone Body Pillows is actively, aggressively, and somewhat urgently looking for new partners to join our premier Neural-Luxe Somatic Chassis™ (Jump Clone Body Pillow) distribution matrix.
We are currently experiencing a completely temporary operational bottleneck and require immediate personnel injections to stabilize our upstream revenue flow.
WHY WE ARE BETTER THAN A STARTER CORP (The 5% Advantage):
Why let a cold, lifeless NPC corporation take 11% of your hard-earned bounty ticks when you can join a dynamic, intimate startup environment with a highly competitive 5% Corporate Infrastructure Contribution Rate?
Note: The 5% structural maintenance fee is completely mandatory and automatically routed to the Executive Director’s executive wallet to fund essential corporate operations.
WHAT WE EXPECT FROM YOU (The Growth Pipeline):
We do not ask for much. We just need your commitment, your presence, and your undying loyalty to the brand.
The Immediate Directive: Upon entry, all new Associates are requested to contribute to the Corp as they see fit!
$$$ The Expansion Target: To unlock your path to a seat on the board, you are highly encouraged to recruit just two (2) of your closest high-sec mining or mission-running friends.
By integrating state-of-the-art biomass density fabric with cutting-edge fluid-transfer technology, we offer premium, organic solutions engineered to handle the heaviest consciousness loads in New Eden.
Premium Somatic Services Include:
-Mid-Session Inhabitation Protocol: Bored during a 40-jump freighter trip or stuck in a tedious mining cycle? Instantly hot-drop your consciousness directly into an active bedding unit already in someone elses loving embrace*!
-Somatic Hive-Mind Clustering: Why sleep alone? Link up to five (5) distinct capsuleer consciousnesses into a single, shared pillow matrix. Perfect for fleet coordination, tactical brainstorming, or collective coping after a brutal ship loss.
-Dynamic Weight Distribution: Automatically recalibrates its mass profile using internal hydro-fluid vectors to perfectly mimic the exact weight and thermal footprint of a real body.
-Emergency Asset De-escalation: Suffered a catastrophic pod-kill in low-sec? Our localized sub-systems intercept your escaping mind-state, redirecting the trauma into a soothing, high-thread-count embrace.
* Available to premium subscribers. Inhabitation only occurs with consenting Neural-Luxe Somatic Chassis™ owners.
Don't face the cold void alone—embrace total comfort!
Official Nexus Network Website Coming Soon! Stay Tuned!
WE ARE NOW RECRUITING!!
“The pyramid is just a shape. Success is a choice. Join us. Please.”
- Fon Z
URGENT CAREER OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY:
Are you tired of flying alone in the cold void? Do you want to be part of a real family? Jump Clone Body Pillows is actively, aggressively, and somewhat urgently looking for new partners to join our premier Neural-Luxe Somatic Chassis™ (Jump Clone Body Pillow) distribution matrix.
We are currently experiencing a completely temporary operational bottleneck and require immediate personnel injections to stabilize our upstream revenue flow.
WHY WE ARE BETTER THAN A STARTER CORP (The 5% Advantage):
Why let a cold, lifeless NPC corporation take 11% of your hard-earned bounty ticks when you can join a dynamic, intimate startup environment with a highly competitive 5% Corporate Infrastructure Contribution Rate?
Note: The 5% structural maintenance fee is completely mandatory and automatically routed to the Executive Director’s executive wallet to fund essential corporate operations.
WHAT WE EXPECT FROM YOU (The Growth Pipeline):
We do not ask for much. We just need your commitment, your presence, and your undying loyalty to the brand.
The Immediate Directive: Upon entry, all new Associates are requested to contribute to the Corp as they see fit!
$$$ The Expansion Target: To unlock your path to a seat on the board, you are highly encouraged to recruit just two (2) of your closest high-sec mining or mission-running friends.
Active Members
Stats
Kills0
Losses3
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost290.86m
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
NPC Losses0
Final Blows0
Points0
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