Welcome, lost soul.

At Righteous Torpedo Salvation, we believe every ship deserves a chance at redemption…
preferably 10 seconds before hull breach.

Our missionaries don’t bring pamphlets.
We bring torpedoes, bombs, and scriptural damage types.

We are the cloaked hand of divine judgment.
We strike from the shadows to spread the Word — and also your wreckage.

\U0001f6d0 No sermons. Just explosions.

✦ Wormhole-fluent
✦ Nomadic & covert
✦ Small-gang stealth ops
✦ Explosive outreach to the unconverted

Join us in our holy mission.
Salvation is just a decloak away.