Zemtex Exploding Prophylactics

Zemtex Exploding Prophylactics [8ANG]

2 members
May 9, 2025(1y)
0% tax
War Eligible
Combat
Kills182
Losses8
Efficiency96%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed296.20b
Lost664.19m
ISK Eff.100%
Balance+295.53b
Activity
Solo Kills0
Final Blows2
Points182
Members2
Last 90 Days
Kills14
Losses0
ISK Destroyed2.14b
ISK Lost0
Bio
Zemtex Exploding Prophylactics™
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*************** OUR SLOGANS ***************
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"They'll never know you came, with Flash-Bang by Zemtex Exploding Condoms."

"Zemtex Condoms - More bang for your buck!"

"Zemtex Condoms - Wear it or not! It doesn't matter! It will Explode!"

"Zemtex Condoms - She may never feel the same again."

"Zemtex Condoms - Rigged for YOUR pleasure."

"Zemtex Condoms - Making your pull out game perfect."

"Zemtex Condoms - It'll blow your socks off."

"Zemtex Condoms - Warning: 100% chance of causing "Exploded Beef Sandwich" syndrome."

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Zemtex Exploding Prophylactics™
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***************** DISCLAIMER *****************
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Our patented explosive condoms are 100% sure to leave you worry free from an accidental pregnancy, but still leave you with that RAW burning feeling of a night out drinking and hooking up with that random bar fly.
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***************** DISCLAIMER *****************
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Active Members
Stats
Kills14
Losses0
Efficiency100%
ISK Destroyed2.14b
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills0
NPC Losses0
Final Blows0
Points14
Most Used Ships